If you could fight anyone, who would it be?
Uwe Boll. It probably comes across as the ultimate cop-out in gaming circles, but no. I don’t actually want to fight him because he’s ruined my favorite games, because frankly, I never liked those games anyway. I just want to shut him the hell up. If your films stink, just take it like a man and find a new profession. Maybe start creating games?

Describe your dream vacation.
Staying on a remote island on my own. There would be a fully furnished house, complete with a stocked kitchen, and it would rest on the beach. I’d just play games inside though. Who wants an itchy butt from all the sand?

If your future self came by and dropped off a time machine, where would you go and what would you do?
I have to think on this one. First, I’d like to go back and strangle Hitler with his own umbilical cord. On the other hand, I’d probably go back in time five minutes and give myself the time machine, thus creating a loop. There wouldn’t be much point to it, but it’s a funny thought.

Which of your favorite movies would you love to be made into a game (or vice versa)?
Well, here’s a question I’d love to avoid. So long as the guy I beat up in Question 1 doesn’t make it, Half-Life. First person camera view so the audiences are Gordon Freeman. As for movie being made into a game… Serenity, or more specifically Firefly. Perhaps a space trading game with adventure thrown in for fun?

If you were put in charge of a nation, would you be feared or loved by your people?
I’m not an evil man by design, so I guess I’d be loved. I like to think I’m a nice guy, and as a leader I’d do my best to listen to the people. That being said, there are always going to be unhappy folk in the end. I’d probably just let them all starve.