Your dream comes true and you have a celebrity fling. Who is it that puts a notch in their bedpost when you leave in the morning?
Elisha Cuthbert. Known in the states as The Girl Next Door, this hot Canadian stole my heart at a young age when she hosted Popular Mechanics for Kids. Knowledge of how a jet airplane works, plus the body to stop one in its tracks? O Canada!
Describe your perfect Sunday.
A perfect Sunday would start waking up in Waterloo, early but refreshed. Rushing past the stairs into our kitchen, I’d quickly whip up some pancakes and eat to my heart’s content. It would just so happen to be the day the new edition of Fifa came out, and, with my housemate (and fellow football nut) Taylor, I’d go out and buy it. We would then grab some of our floormates from the previous year and have a sweet house-wide Fifa tournament before going to the park and playing some real footy. In the evening, some friends from back home would show up to inform us that Monday is a holiday! Thankful for our forgetfulness, our entire house would invite more people around and have a street party. The night would seem to go on forever, and finally end somewhere near the start of the question I just answered.
What was (or is) your favorite childhood toy?
Television. I don’t watch much of it anymore, but up until the age of ten, that and games are about the only things that kept me entertained. Plus, I actually learned how to speak English from TV, so I owe it a little bit of recognition. Oh, and the Green Ranger is still one badass dude.
If you could do anything for a living, what would it be?
This question is basically answered in my bio. But, if I can’t do that, I’d love to be some drugged-up, failing musician, sleeping in the streets, only to have my new record sell millions of copies, change my life entirely, not be able to handle the pressure, and kill myself with a shotgun.
You get one super power for 24 hours. What is it, and do you use it for good or evil?
My super-power would be to stop time for 24-hours. Then I could actually get some work done around here! I don’t know if that’s good or evil, but I suppose for the record, some hilarity would be had with a camera and my housemates.










